Jo Pincushion
11 Productive Things to Do Instead of Watching ‘Jersey Shore’
We know lots of people are ecstatic ‘Jersey Shore’ will be coming to a close. That means one less reality show clogging up the airwaves. After this upcoming sixth season, America will say goodbye to their favorite guidos and guidettes.
10 Surefire Ways to Get Kicked Out of Target — The Funnies
Department stores are great for everyday needs. It’s a one-stop shop for your bedding, electronics, and sometimes even your grocery needs. Target is one of the biggest department stores in the United States. This magical place not only has everything you could possibly need, but they have unbelievable prices.
Weather Girl Straight Up Denies Anchorman’s Offer to ‘Canoodle’
This local CTV anchorman tried to put the moves on the station’s cute weather girl, and she quickly (and publicly) shot him down. After attempting to make a witty comment following a segment with the word “canoodling” the anchorman suggested that he and the hot meteorologist do some canoodling of their own later.
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10 Surprising Things the Mars Curiosity Rover Discovered — The Funnies
With the help of a cool mohawk-wielding mission controller, NASA was able to successfully navigate the Curiosity rover onto Mars.
NASA’s been to Mars before, but this trip is making history.
Woman from Van Halen ‘Hot For Teacher’ Video Still Pretty Hot
When it was still showing music videos, MTV showed Van Halen’s ‘Hot for Teacher’ about 43,654 times in 1984.
‘Good Morning America’ Weatherman Gives Entire Country ‘Morning Wood’ [VIDEO]
While casually reporting on weather conditions in Cordova, Arkansas weatherman Sam Champion gave the ‘Good Morning America’ viewers at home a little something special — some ‘morning wood.’
Follow These 6 New Year’s Superstitions To Start 2012 Off Right
Well 2011 is winding down, and as you reflect on the passing year, you realize that it wasn’t as great as you thought it would be.
Investment Banker Sends Craziest Stalker Email Ever
We like to give advice –we tell you what to buy, how to dress and occasionally how to please your lady. Now, we want to share with you how to scare the ever-loving crap out of your lady by showing you this insane email from an investment banker from New York City.
‘Star Wars’ Breakfast Beverages are Just What The Dark Lord Ordered
Holy Moon of Endor! Think Geek has done it again. Just in time for the holidays, you can give the ones you love Star Wars themed breakfast beverages.