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Marie Blanchard — Babe of the Day
Marie’s a 26-year-old model originally from Port-au-Prince, Haiti now living in Pittsburgh.
Alle Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Alle back in late November 2011. The sexy student loves big boobs, drinking and movies. We’ll get along just fine.
Samantha Olmsted — Babe of the Day
Samantha’s a 22-year-old model from Elk River, Minnesota who was Miss Hooters Minnesota in 2010.
Plum Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Plum last December. The 19-year-old student from Kiev / Lisbon is back to remind us about her love for the sea, tea, boobs, and guns. Sounds like a decent little Saturday. After seeing these pics, you’ll have visions of Plum dancing in your head.
Lily Donaldson is a Lingerie-Clad Furry Fetishist
Supermodel Lily Donaldson deserves a gold medal for her sexually charged performance as a furry in this bizarre “short film” for award-winning fashion site, SHOWstudio.com.
Natalie Marie — Babe of the Day
Natalie is a 26-year-old model from Charleston, South Carolina who’s appeared in Maxim’s August 2009 and September 2011 issues.
Rainbow Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured rainbow back in late March. The 23-year-old hippie from Ohio is back to remind us of her love for Medusa, Pee Wee Herman, Chuck Taylors, and Wicca. Her R2D2 bathing suit will make you beep in your boop.
Nicky Fleites — Babe of the Day
Nicky’s a 26-year-old model who graduated from Florida State University with a degree in Interdisciplinary Social Science.
Wage Aquatic Warfare With an RPG for Water Balloons
America is in the midst of one of the worst droughts in history. We have to assume sales for Super Soakers have taken a hit. So, if you somehow find yourself engaged in an H20 shootout and want to spit in the faces of farmers everywhere, lay down some green on this RPG launcher straight outta the Land of the Rising Sun.
Crissy Michaels — Babe of the Day
Crissy’s a 28-year-old model from Scottsdale, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.
Lass Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Lass, the 20-year-old bookworm from Scotland, back in mid-May. She’s back to let us know she loves friendly drunk people, so knock a few back and hug out her latest sexy pics below.
You Won’t Be Seeing These Two Hot Olympic Hopefuls in London
The Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympics is set to take place this Friday, but two of the fine faces we were hoping to see partake in the infamous orgies at Olympic Village won’t be in attendance thanks to a ‘racist’ tweet and a flat out failure to qualify.