Stephanie Berning

Meet Lylie, a 21-year-old British SuicideGirl who says she loves naughty words in English and a good guitar solo and that she can’t live without a bed. We’re sure there’s plenty of men who’d love to let you share theirs, Lylie!

Meet Stigmata, a SuicideGirl who says she’s lost and that when she goes out, anything can happen. Stigmata says kittens, puppies and eating yummy things makes her happy. Well, Stigmata, we find you to be quite yummy.

Who says you can’t have brains and beauty? Playboy coed model Ashley Smith is also a biomedical engineering major at Georgia Tech.

Meet Lass, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from the United Kingdom who says getting five hours of sleep a night and cute underwear make her happy. Lass says she spends most of her free time reading, drinking and dancing. We’d love to take this British babe out on the town!

Meet July, a 25-year-old SuicideGirl from New York who lists her occupation as a professional wanderer and stripper and says her hobbies include selling panties and gardening. July says her vices include candy and kissing. We’d love to add help this hottie keep at least one of those ‘bad’ habits busy!

Meet Tita, a Canadian SuicideGirl who says she’s into lipgloss, mustaches and the “occasional bite mark.” This hottie from up north says she spends most of her free time being bored. We’d love to keep you entertained, Tita!

Meet Plymne, a 19-year-old French SuicideGirl who says she’s happy when the sun is up and that she’s not into people. This belle fille says loneliness makes her sad. We’re more than willing to help you ward off loneliness, Plymne!

Meet Murphie, a SuicideGirl who says she’s lost and that her hobbies include all things good and that unhappiness makes her, well, unhappy.

Meet Manko, an English SuicideGirl who says she enjoys the smell of hair bleach and being mistaken for a transvestite.

Meet Macarena, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl who says she’s lost. Macarena says abandoned children make her said and that her hobbies include shouting for joy. Hey, Macarena! Ay!

Meet Moxi, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl from California who enjoys tall people and conserving electricity and says her hobbies include tearing up t-shirts and reading.

Meet Nahp, a 27-year-old Colombian SuicideGirl who says she loves socks and fruit juice but that taking out the trash and dead animals make her sad.