Who would have thought being engaged to Playboy founder Hugh Hefner would be so rough? Well, for Crystal Harris it wasn’t her dream come true, especially in the sack.
According to Hef’s ex-fiancée, Hefner, 85, only lasted ‘two seconds’ the one time they had sex.
Last February, Hugh Hefner and his posse held a fundraising event at the notorious Playboy mansion.
And though many decadent, debaucherous parties lead to a few exchanged diseases, this one resulted in over 100 people reporting pneumonia and flu-like symptoms after the evening's shindig came to a close.