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Have you signed up for our VIP club yet?  There's some awesome stuff on there and there is also some stuff you might have overlooked, like the Kitchenaid 6-Qt Mixer. I know, I know, what the hell are you going to do with that.  I use mine to save money and just know that the thing is worth several hundred dollars...

Yet another study to tell us what we already know. And if this is news to you, then my guess is you are probably working on your second divorce... dumbass. "Happy wife, happy life" isn't just a cliché dads tell their sons on their wedding day...