The Best of this Month’s Missed Connections on the Billings Craigslist Page

It's time for our monthly roundup of the most desperately dateless singles in Billings. Typically, this page is populated with creepy dudes.  However, this month, there's some lonely ladies giving the guys a run for their money.  Here's the best of this month's Missed Connections from the Billings Craigslist page.

1. Biker Chick at Shooter's

So we began by me almost trying to steal your pool table. Then we decided to play teams. I hope it wasn't my imagination, but I believe we kinda hit it off even tho we hadn't had much time to talk. Idk if you're single or taken, just thought I would give it a shot.

You had the leather prospect vest on. Not sure for which club it was for, but you were with some buddies I know. Overheard someone calling you a b because your motorcycle is purple. Then I stated it must be because you're a pimp, hahaha. 

Needed your friend to follow you home, but I decided to go outside and try and sing to see if you'd come over... Again this is a long shot but you're hella worth it, haha.  And if you think it's you... Tell me what tattoos I have on my biceps...

2.  Woman Digs Short, Balding Guys

You were with your friends going on and on about your job and how stressful it is. I was sitting behind you and we exchanged glances a few times when you looked around. You are losing your hair and started drinking water and were talking about going to Wyoming this weekend. Please email me I would love to meet you. I think your name is Josh.

3.  Taking the 13th Step

We where in recovery meeting Sunday night. You sat next to me. You had on a under armor hoodie, blue jeans and green eye shadow. You are so gorgeous and I should have said something to you, but I couldn't. I've been there since, hoping you would return, but you haven't. I really want to get to know you.

4.  Hitting on a Mom at the Hospital

You were in line in front of me . You are so very beautiful. You completely took my breath away. I tried so hard to take my eyes off you, yet I only failed again and again. Then I went to find a restroom and you went out in front of me to get your son some orange juice. I can not stop thinking about you. I need to see you again because, without your perfection locked within my sight, its true baby girl, I just may die tonight.

Join us again next month when another group of desperately dateless singles attempt to break up happy families with anonymous internet posts.