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		<title>Illinois Mayor Asks His Citizens to Attempt the Impossible – Boycott Gas Stations</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 19:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny Gallagher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no secret that gas prices have reached astronomical levels, but one town&#8217;s gas prices have apparently gotten so high that its mayor has gotten fed up with pumping money into the pumps. That mayor is Tim Baldermann of New Lenox, Illinois, and he&#8217;s called for a boycott of the gas stations in his suburban [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s no secret that gas prices have reached astronomical levels, but one town&#8217;s gas prices have apparently gotten so high that its mayor has gotten fed up with pumping money into the pumps.</p>
<p>That mayor is Tim Baldermann of New Lenox, Illinois, and he&#8217;s called for <a href="http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/04/24/suburban-mayor-dont-buy-gasoline-in-my-town/" >a boycott of the gas stations in his suburban town</a>.</p>
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		<title>Retired Illinois Couple Claims Share of Mega Millions Jackpot [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shauna Wright</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merle and Patricia Butler, a retired couple in their 60s from the small town of Red Bud, IL, stepped forward on Wednesday to claim their share of the record-breaking $656 million Mega Millions jackpot. The couple bought the winning numbers, announced March 30, as a $3 quick pick ticket from a local convenience store. Recounting [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merle and Patricia Butler, a retired couple in their 60s from the small town of Red Bud, IL, stepped forward on Wednesday to <a href="http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/18/11266414-merle-and-pat-butler-illinois-couple-in-their-60s-claim-share-of-656-million-mega-millions-prize?lite" >claim their share</a> of the record-breaking $656 million Mega Millions jackpot.</p>
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		<title>Lawyer Complains Opposing Counsel Has Well-Endowed Woman Sitting On Case</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 18:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hawk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bigger isn’t necessarily better. The lawyer for an Illinois car dealership that’s being sued recently filed a motion, claiming the plaintiff had a “large breasted woman” sitting at the opposing counsel’s table for no good reason. Lawyers for Gauthier &#38; Gooch, which represents Exotic Motors, wrote, “That Defendant&#8217;s counsel is anecdotally familiar with the tactics [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bigger isn’t necessarily better.</p>
<p>The lawyer for an Illinois car dealership that’s being sued recently filed a motion, <a href="http://jezebel.com/5802758/lawyer-objects-to-large-breasted-woman-in-courtroom?utm_source=Jezebel+Newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=e3e3d7095b-UA-142218-20&amp;utm_medium=email" target="_blank">claiming the plaintiff had a “large breasted woman”</a> sitting at the opposing counsel’s table for no good reason.</p>
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		<title>Man Calls Police After Strippers Fail to Show Up at His Hotel Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Web Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, the strippers at the On The Border gentlemen&#8217;s club in Franklin, Wisconsin don&#8217;t always honor a gentleman&#8217;s agreement. An Illinois man, who was visiting Wisconsin last week, dropped $1,000 in lap dances on two of On the Border&#8217;s finest strippers, in part because the ladies promised him they would come to his hotel room [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, the strippers at the On The Border gentlemen's club in Franklin, Wisconsin don't always honor a gentleman's agreement.</p>
<p>An Illinois man, who was visiting Wisconsin last week, dropped $1,000 in lap dances on two of On the Border's finest strippers, in part because the ladies promised him they would come to his hotel room later that night and perform "private" lap dances for free.</p>
<p>Well, <a href="http://www.franklinnow.com/news/118882719.html" target="_blank">the strippers never showed up</a> at the 37-year old's hotel, and when the clock struck 1:26AM, he called the police to claim that he had been cheated.</p>
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