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Man Had His Junk Eaten By Wild Animals

Joe Student — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:00:05 +0000

Terry Thompson made international news last October when he released many of his 60-plus exotic animals from his private zoo in Zanesville, Ohio just prior to taking his own life with a gun. His alleged motive: his wife cheated on him.

Steven Tyler Is the Perfect Example of How No Man Should Ever Dress [PICTURES]

Nick Romano — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:00:20 +0000

It’s perfectly fine for a guy to dress like a rock god, even if his only musical accomplishments involve Guitar Hero and the highest difficulty setting. Every guy wants to be, and look, like a rock star.

There is, however, a huge difference between a rocker star and Steve Tyler. Just because you may like listening to the guy’s music and enjoy his remarks on ‘American Idol’ does not — repeat, does not! — mean that you have to start dressing like him.Even Steven Tyler shouldn’t dress like Steven Tyler. Dude looks worse than a lady. Dude looks like a drag queen.

If you want to get the rocker look without looking like a busted gypsy, here are some tips to follow, using Steven as an example of how not dress.

Man Dies In Worst Possible Way Ever

Joe Student — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:00:07 +0000

We were too busy gulping egg nog and overpaying for New Year’s Eve dinner to notice this story, but we’re kind of glad we did. We have now placed Kolkata, India at the top of the list of places we never want to be hospitalized…or visit…or, you know, have our junk eaten by rats until [...]

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:00:30 +0000

There is buzzed. There is drunk. There is blackout drunk. Now there is “so drunk a prostitute turns into a donkey” drunk. The Telegraph explains how a Zimbabwean man told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal. [...]

Man Eats Live Giant Scorpion and Lives to Tell About It [GRAPHIC VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:00:29 +0000

This video is going to be a bit uncomfortable for most people, who would take a step back if they saw a scorpion on the other side of the room, let alone put one in their mouth.

But yes, Louis — who eats something non-traditional and extreme foodstuffs every week on his web video series ‘Food for Louis‘ — has filmed himself eating a live giant scorpion.

Realistic-Looking Old Man Farts on Target Shoppers [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 18:00:49 +0000

A prankster wears an authentic old man mask and proceeds to (fake) fart on Target shoppers. Responses range from mildly amused to profoundly annoyed, but all are extremely amusing to watch. [via Viral Viral Video] Read Original: Realistic-Looking Old Man Farts on Target Shoppers [VIDEO]

Man Plotted To Kill Ex-Girlfriend Dressed As Bear

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:00:59 +0000

A New York man was willing to go to incredible lengths just to kill his ex-girlfriend. For his murder plot to work all he had to do was kill, skin and wear the skin of a bear. ABC News has all the “grizzly” details.

Clyde Gardner’s girlfriend had tossed him on the street again. He wanted revenge so he planned to “wear the bear hide and claws to attack his ex-girlfriend and kill her, leaving no trace of his foot or fingerprints at the scene of the crime.”

Man Shortchanged in Crack Deal Calls 911 for Help

The Hawk — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:58:51 +0000

These days, everyone's counting their pennies. So when 41-year-old Dexter White got ripped off in a crack cocaine deal this week, he called police to fix the problem.

The South Carolina man told police he had given $60 to a drug dealer for crack, but only received $20 worth of drugs.