What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Laugh at These Unusual Questions Montanans Ask ChatGPT
Absolutely bizarre inquiries by curious locals
Remember Montana’s Prison Riot Over 60 Years Ago?
The words 'prison' and 'riot' are scary enough by themselves, but what you get when you put them together is absolutely terrifying
Montana Rescue or Survival Stories You Might Not Have Heard Of
People who've faced life-threatening situations and lived, either through their own perseverance or through the efforts of rescuers
Ideas to Convince Blink-182 to Perform in Montana
Blink-182 are starting their World Tour 2023/2024 this May— big surprise, they have no dates scheduled here in Montana. This Rockin' Some Beach Time with Blink-182 contest is giving you the chance to win a trip to see them in Tampa, Florida this July with airfare, a hotel stay and $500 in spending money, but not all of us can be lucky enough to win that. What we really want...
7 Things That Should Be Banned in Montana: Opinion
As much as I cherish freedom, there are things that I think need to be regulated or even outright banned
Concussion Insurance Claims for Montana Students Since 2015
Playing sports has risks
How To Solve Montana’s Housing Crisis (If Life Was a Comic Book)
I'm not educated on ways to handle huge socioeconomic issues such as this, but I have watched a lot of cartoons
Montana’s Most Famous Cannabis Strain and Ideas for New Bud Names
Let's bring Montana pride to our cannabis strain names
Reasons Why Montana and Texas are So Twins
They're remarkably similar for being so far apart geographically
Montana Cities That Share Names with Other Places
Imagine a tourist who's planning his trip to Sidney, Australia. He's going to hit the beach, cuddle with some koala bears, box a kangaroo and, of course, throw a shrimp on the barby. The tourist boards the flight and takes a nap before what was supposed to be a dream vacation, but that dream was not to be. For...
Things I Hope the Spy Balloon Didn’t See in Montana
We Montanans are private people, and there's plenty of stuff here we'd rather not be seen by anyone
11 Things That Would Get Your Montana Card Revoked
Anyone could be born on a particular spot on a map, but to truly embody the spirit of the Treasure State, there are certain lines you just don't cross