Drew Weisholtz

Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.

Trucks Carrying Beer and Chips Crash in Most Satisfying Accident Ever

If a truck carrying beer is heading along I-95 in Florida's Brevard County, when will it hit a truck carrying chips?

Boy’s First Motorcycle Ride Is a Colossal Pile of ‘Ouch’

This kid is Harley an expert on a motorcycle.

BC Basketball Senior’s Best Memory Is Horrifyingly Depressing

March Madness? Try March sadness.

Survey About When You Can Fart in Front of Your Partner Doesn’t Smell Right

This is the most important question you will ever be asked.

Man’s Awesomely Awesome Obituary Is How You’ll Want to Be Remembered

This guy can rest in peace while the rest of us laugh.

Check Out This Life Winner With a Skeleton Face Tattoo Mug Shot

If you're going to get a tattoo like this, you'd be wise to avoid getting into legal trouble.

Hookers Offer Free Sex to Men Who Donate to Hillary Clinton’s Campaign

It's democracy in action.

High School Basketball Team Squeaks By Opponent, 108-1

You know that cliche about how the game wasn't even as close as the score suggests? Well, this is the time to use it.

Golf-Playing Robot Nails Hole-in-One, Machines Officially Taking Sports

Golf is already a hard enough sport without a robot making us feel worse about ourselves.

What’s Your Favorite Super Bowl Food? [POLL]

Like a long halftime show, loved (and loathed) commercials and, oh, yeah, the game itself, the Super Bowl is known for the gouging that fans enjoy.

These Super Bowl Food Facts Will Turn Your Stomach

The Super Bowl pits the NFL's two best teams against each other. It also pits your belly in a no-win duel against moderation.

Georgian League All-Star Game Is a Cavalcade of Awfulness

All-star games are supposed to bring together the best of the best -- the key word being "supposed."