Check Out the Pictures From Last Night’s Midget Wrestling Event

Last night, I had the unique pleasure of witnessing an event that I will never forget.  Extreme Midget Championship Wrestling came to Billings.

The card began with an anti America rant from a Canadian grappler named Lil Nasty Boy.  He then squared off against his bitter rival, the Lil Wrestling Ranger.  The Ranger gained the upper hand after striking Nasty Boy in the head with a wet floor sign.

Much to the chagrin of the audience, Nasty Boy was able to regroup and force Wrestling Ranger to submit.

After his hard fought victory, Lil Nasty Boy celebrated by giving one lucky fan her first "midget motorboat"

What a lucky lady.

The carnage continued as a pint sized brawler named the Canadian Destroyer executed an incredible 5 star frog splash from the top rope to defeat Lil Rampage by pinfall.  Then, the EMCW Champion "The Tiny Terminator" made his appearance.

Sadly, the Tiny Terminator would lose his belt when Lil Wrestling Ranger returned to the ring and triumphed in the 6 midget battle royal.

After the event, newly crowned EMCW Champion Lil Wrestling Ranger came up to me in the parking lot and asked if I knew where he could get some weed (true story).