Erectile Dysfunction Commercials

Here's a fun way to waste time while you're pretending to look busy at work.  Create your own erectile dysfunction commercial. All you need to do is come up with two manly feats followed by an excuse.

You fought off a pack of rabid hyenas with your bare hands. You hauled an 18 wheeler up an icy mountain road in the middle of a blizzard. But erectile dysfunction, well, that's a matter of blood flow.

You opened a shark's mouth to use his teeth as a bottle opener. You knocked a Redwood over by simply kicking it.  But your erectile dysfunction, well, that could be caused by stress.

You just ripped a phone book in half.  You ate 72 fiery hot wings in one sitting.  But your erectile dysfunction, well, that could be the result of a hormone imbalance.