Even Male Chauvinist Pigs Are Heroes During Breast Cancer Awareness Month

This month, the Hawk will be hitting the streets collecting "Beer Cans for Boobs".  This is your chance to help "Pack the Place in Pink" and all you have to do is hold on to those empty cans.  So far, we have two events scheduled for this campaign with more to come.

Tuesday the 15th, Sam Talkington will be taking your cans for cans over at the Stadium Club.  We'll also be doing our part to help save the puppies at the Grandstand on Friday the 18th.  Please join us if you can.

As you know, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  As if depraved perverts like me needed another excuse to think about boobs.  I have been a fan of funbags ever since childhood and I've learned to appreciate them even more over the years.

All kidding aside, I have two close friends who are currently fighting (and beating) breast cancer.  As much as I admired them before, their courageous struggle has made them even stronger.

In the meantime, here's a question that has baffled bright minds for centuries:  What's the best nickname for breasts?  There are so many too choose from.  Here's my Top 5:  Funbags, Jugs, Melons, Knockers and Puppies.  Feel free to add your favorite euphemisms for boobs as we battle for the glands all month long here on the Hawk.