If you've ever had the unfortunate opportunity to come face to face with a goose, you know that birds are total jerks. If you've been blessed enough to somehow avoid all personal contact with birds, we are here to tell you that birds are total jerks.

We like to make solid arguments, so here are 17 bits of evidence proving what buttwads birds are. You can find more proof here if you're still not convinced. We think you should be pretty convinced, though.

Turtle
Turtle
Soccer Penguins
Soccer Penguins
Prowl
Prowl
Owl
Owl
Pole
Pole
Ostrich
Ostrich
Hummingbird
Hummingbird
Gull
Gull
Greedy Swan
Greedy Swan
Penguins
Penguins
Duckling
Duckling
Crow
Crow
Chihuahua
Chihuahua
Chase
Chase
Cat
Cat
Penguin
Penguin
Buttmunch
Buttmunch

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