Screw The Oscars, Next Year I am Watching The Broscars

Don't get me wrong, I love a good movie, and the ones that were nominated this year totally deserved to be. But as I sat there watching Leonardo DiCaprio denied an Oscar for another f****ing year in a row, I decided that I needed an awards show that made more sense to me. I'm happy to report that I found that awards show, and it's called The Broscars.