Steven Tyler Is the Luckiest Man in the Universe

If you're staying home tomorrow night, I strongly suggest you tune into NBC at 8pm for the Miss Universe Pageant.  This year's broadcast will feature 86 world class hotties competing for Steven Tyler's affection.  In addition to being one of the judges, the Aerosmith singer will also perform live during the ceremony.

If Tyler's stint as a judge on American Idol taught us anything, it's that we can count on him to make a few inappropriate comments while evaluating the swimsuit competition.  This year's pageant will be held in Moscow, so it's also a safe bet that Steven will do his best to promote world peace by seductively leering at the contestants like a creepy old man.

Miss USA, 26 year old Eric Brady, will represent the United States.  In the 61 years the pageant has been held, an American has been crowned Miss Universe eight times, including last year when the lovely Olivia Culpo was named the hottest babe on the planet.