Sumo Wrestlers Race, Dramatically Tilt the Earth
Do you know what you need to see? Sumo wrestlers racing. Because we all need to see that.
For reasons we can't explain, but would absolutely love to know, these three sumo wrestlers decided to race each other on a track.
Perhaps the only thing better than watching sumo wrestlers race is seeing them dash toward the finish line (huge) neck-and-(huge) neck. Yup, it's a photo finish, unlike any you've probably ever seen. It's just further proof that seeing sumo wrestlers doing anything but sumo wrestling is awesome.
Just think -- if these guys can muster the energy to get up and run, then there's no reason why you can't get off your Cheetos-dust-filled couch and do the same. Although we recommend you keep your shirt on until you drop a few dozen pounds or so.