The Greatest Thing About Getting Old
There is a chance that not everyone will agree with me on this, but I have to share the thing I look forward to most about being old.
Just to clarify, I don't mean 50 or 60.. I mean when you reach the age that you KNOW death has to be just around the corner. For some, they might find comfort in finally being at peace with who they are. Perhaps a true understanding of love and life that can only come with age.
For me, the thing that will make me happy as I rocket towards death is knowing that I WILL NEVER HAVE TO MOVE AGAIN! Moving is one of the worst experiences that humans have to endure, and if you have an old relative on their deathbed, consider whispering these comforting words: "At least you don't have to pack for this trip."