I love fall, hoodies and bonfires. The only bad thing about fall would be the fact that we seem to be invaded by pumpkin-flavored everything.  Gross.  Really. everybody loves this stuff?  Do people lose their taste buds in the fall?

First, pumpkin beer is wrong. I don't care how manly you are.  If you're drinking pumpkin beer, hand over your man card.  They put that crap in coffee creamer -- even tortilla chips.  Keep your pumpkin-flavored slug.  Bring on Thanksgiving and turkey-flavored everything.