We’ve Been Invaded by Pumpkin-Flavored Crap
I love fall, hoodies and bonfires. The only bad thing about fall would be the fact that we seem to be invaded by pumpkin-flavored everything. Gross. Really. everybody loves this stuff? Do people lose their taste buds in the fall?
First, pumpkin beer is wrong. I don't care how manly you are. If you're drinking pumpkin beer, hand over your man card. They put that crap in coffee creamer -- even tortilla chips. Keep your pumpkin-flavored slug. Bring on Thanksgiving and turkey-flavored everything.