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“The Hunger Games” Pickup Lines
Were you one of the millions of people that crowded into the theaters last weekend to get a peek at the latest Hollywood money making machine? The Hunger Games is poised to take over the pasty-faced vampire and sexually confused wizard movies that have been the source of teenage obsession the past few years.
While browsing the web I came across this amusing list of pick up lines that made me not only chuckle, but realize I just wasted $9 at the theater. If you're lucky enough to not have seen the movie, then you will have no idea what the following means... and are probably better for it.
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Billings Downtown Street Vendor’s Loop Hole Might Get Closed
A local street vendor recently found out that because of a possible rule change, he may have to relocate his business.
Francisco Aguirre has been parking his vending trailer on Third Avenue North just off North 27th Street in downtown Billings since late last year
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TSA Collects Big Money from Loose Change at Security Checkpoints
Do people really enjoy airport pat-downs so much that they're leaving tips? Airline passengers are leaving a fortune behind at airport security checkpoints in their rush to make their flights on time, and the Transportation Security Administration gets to keep every dime.
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Valentine’s Day By The Numbers
Whether you're single and hate Valentine's Day, or married and hate it even more, there is no doubt that it is as big a business as it is a pain in the ass for those scrambling to find materialistic representations of their affections!
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11 Reasons You Ladies Should Cook For Your Man
Ladies! I realize that the meer mention of domestic chores set's you into a bra burning, red faced rage the likes only Gloria Steinem could appreciate. But step back and think about it. Here are 11 reasons you should make sure you are in charge of meals for your man.
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Women Make Men Stupid!
As I've suspected all along, new research has found that the mere mention of a woman's name can temporarily affect a man's brainpower.
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Motley Crue Shouldn’t Be Alive – My Top 10 Incidents Proving Their Imortality
From trashing hotel rooms to punching girlfriends in the face, The Crue plowed through the ‘80s in a drug and alcohol fueled haze filled with naked women, fist fights and fast cars. These are my top ten incidents that made Motley Crue legends on the Sunset Strip and the puke-stained floors of police holding cells around the world.
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Rush’s Time Machine DVD Makes Me Feel Like An NFL Quarterback!
The door bell rings. I run upstairs to the front door. As I reach for the handle, I hear the roar of a diesel engine as the UPS truck chugs out of my driveway and onto the street. There, at my feet is a small package with the unmistakable Amazon.com swoosh emblazoned on the side. Like little Charlie Bucket tearing into a Wonka bar in hopes of finding a golden ticket, I quickly rip open the box to find my brand new blu-ray of Rush's latest concert DVD. Time Machine 2011: Live in Cleveland.
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Puffy Jackets Are Back, Manliness On The Decline
Certainly I'm no "fasionista" or even care much what people wear. I'm a disc jockey, I can go to work dressed like Mrs. Roper from Three's Company if I want to.
But I'm a little concerned about this winter's trend in bringing back the puffy jacket.
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Santa Claus Is a Big Fat Bully!
From the "WOW you're a buzz-kill" file: Long Island University professor Dr. George Giuliani claims in his book "No More Bullies at the North Pole" that the 1964 animated classic "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is crammed full of negative behavior like an overflowing sack of gifts flung over the back of Jolly Old Saint Nick.
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Get Family Christmas Photos with Santa and Automatic Weapons [VIDEO]
Is that coal in your stocking, or a grenade? The Scottsdale Gun Club in Arizona is offering a special way for families to put forth their holiday spirit. Gone are the days of hysterical children, trying to wriggle their way off the lap of a bearded stranger that smells like Marlboros and peppermint schnapps. Enter the greeting card that packs a real punch. Like that coming from the smoking barrel of an $80,000 Garwood Minigun!
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Starting at Quarterback, Mohamed Tebow!
Having spent many years working in musical theater at a southern California venue, I have accumulated many über liberal friends. These tea sipping progressive pals of mine are, of course, quite active on social media. After several Facebook rants, bashing Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow for having the audacity to exercise his 1st amendment right by practicing his religion without threat of persecution, it got me thinking. What if the young Tebow praised Allah rather than God?