Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Sisters Fighting on Inflatable Raft Are Deranged Mariners
The excitement of riding the rapids wasn't nearly enough for this pair.
2015 World Beard and Moustache Championships Are a Cavalcade of Crazy Hair
Unless you've been in a cave or busy combing your ZZ Top-inspired facial 'do, you are no doubt aware the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships took place last weekend.
Gilbert Arenas Banned From County Fair for Being Too Good at Basketball
Gilbert Arenas, onetime marksman, has still got game.
Deranged Mavericks Fan Bashing DeAndre Jordan Loses His Mind (And Grip on Reality)
When free agent DeAndre Jordan backed out of a verbal commitment with the Dallas Mavericks to remain with the Los Angeles Clippers, he broke the heart of Mavs' fans everywhere. And created a mortal enemy in this one.
Male Panera Manager Caught Punching Female Employee
Here's some disturbing news out of a New York City Panera.
Gas Station Hot Dog Made by Excavator Is Completely Unappetizing
Is this what people mean when they say the machines will one day take over?
Pitcher Makes MLB Debut With Awesome Batman Cleats
Lance McCullers may not have made a statement with his pitching, but he sure did with his choice of kicks.
Shaq’s Son Is a 14-Year-OId Basketball Superstar Waiting to Happen
Shaquille O'Neal is many things -- future hall of famer, Internet hero and clumsy TV host come to mind. He's also a proud papa.
Super Crazy Old Coot Punched a Bear to Save His Dog
Think you're tough because you stood up to your mother-in-law? Think you're strong because you opened that jar of pickles no one else could? Think again.
This will make you dizzy (Very Very Dizzy)
This may be the most extreme thing you'll see all day. Or week. Or year.
Technology Wins Again With This Clock That Orders Pizza
Fun fact: the only thing more satisfying than eating pizza is the feeling after you've ordered a pizza.
5 Baseball Feats We Want to See in 2015 (But Probably Won’t)
Baseball is back. There may not be three more welcome words among sports fans this side of “Dollar Beer Night.”