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Millionaire Renames Texas Town After Breastaurant
An entrepreneur named Doug Guller has purchased the small town of Bankersmith, Texas on Craigslist and re-named it after his breastaurant franchise named Bikinis.
Ingenting Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ingenting — a 22-year-old Swedish college student who is turned on by guys who can cook. Does meth count? Paging Jesse Pinkman!
Spicy Reaction GIFs to the World’s Hottest Vodka
We’ve seen a lot of vodkas come down the pike lately that appeal to foodies of all varieties – ranging from the sweet to the salty (sometimes both), from the crazy to the disgusting. But, if you’re looking to relive those childhood memories of suffering through sucking a Fireball or Mega Warhead, we suggest the Naga Chilli Vodka, which has been called the World’s Hottest Vodka.
Party People Break Ice By Humping With Balloons
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. We once had a girl respond to that question with, ‘What’s a polar bear?’ Either she was the best troll ever or she was dumb as rocks. We’ve found a new ice breaker that is going to become a national sensation. You thought Suck ‘n’ Blow was intense, this one might end up in a worldwide baby boom pandemic.
Mr. Wizard’s a Real ‘Richard’ in This Hilarious Mash-Up
Growing up, we always got a weird feeling watching ‘Mr. Wizard’s World’ on Nickelodeon. The old curmudgeon was full of knowledge and insight, but he imparted that brain power in the most arrogant manner. No wonder we opted for sci-fi – at least Emmett Brown’s put downs are funny.
Rhue — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Rhue — a 24-year-old Canadian who’s into underwater creatures but NOT Nic Cage. GASP! She must’ve hated this job application.
Sarah Silverman Will ‘Scissor’ a Mitt Romney Supporter For $100 Million
Of all the female comedians out there, Sarah Silverman might have the biggest balls. Actually, that’s sexist. She’s got bigger beans than most male comedians. This publicity stunt could be her ballsiest move to date.
LayTee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LayTee — a 21-year-old tattoo artist and model originally from southern Kentucky who now lives in California. She’s into 1970s Saturday Night Live, sketching and ‘handy men surprises.’ We suggest showing up to her place wearing one of these.
Radeo Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Radeo — a 23-year-old SuicideGirl who’s from Irvington, Indiana but now lives in Ohio – back in November 2011. She’s back and she’s… Batman. We’ve heard she’s got one helluva bat cave.
Shantal Monique — Babe of the Day
Shantal is a 23-year-old model and full-time student who comes to us via The Babe Spot. She was born in Seattle and now lives in Tempe, Arizona. She plans to major in biology at Arizona State University, but also has aspirations of attending graduate school and becoming an actress.
Pee-Wee Herman Dubs ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Trailer
Even the most diehard of fanboys must be sick of all the ‘Dark Knight’ teasers and promos flooding their respective Batcaves. Just when you think you’ve hit your limit, ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ reaches into its utility belt and pulls out this ridiculous re-dub of the ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer voiced by everyone’s favorite playpal Pee-Wee Herman.
Lawita Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lawita — a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who’s into ‘necking’, video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she’ll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank call (NSFW). What if they squared off?