People drive funny around Billings. Every year when we get our first snow it's like, Wow, I've never driven in this stuff before.

Every summer there are a lot of bikers that get run over. I'm not sayin' that some of them don't ride like an idiot because some of them do. A lot of newbies on a bike should head out of town for a while and get their s--t together before they hit the streets of town just to be a better rider.

But the people that have tried to run me over lately have been on the phone or textin' and not paying attention to the road and their surroundings. These are the folks that could kill a fat greasy biker -- and that could be me.


Hey, get it together. The person your talkin' to can wait a few minutes to hear from ya! It just might save a life!!!