Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola of ‘Jersey Shore’ is a lot of things. One thing she isn’t is humble, but that’s a good thing.

Sammi’s good looks and infectious smile make people forget that she gave herself the nickname “Sweetheart.” Ronny forgets all the time, though he probably forgets a lot of things, like his own name and that the opening of his underwear is supposed to go up front.

Let Sammi be a lesson to all the men reading: always date a woman with the massive cheese balls to nickname herself. Sammi is our crush today because while she doesn’t have the sex appeal (that’s a nice way of saying boobies) of JWoww or the, um, whatever appeal of Snooki, Sammi is really the only reason to watch ‘Jersey Shore’ anymore.