Luiza Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Luiza – a 25-year-old Brazilian SuicideGirl who’s into wet, delicious, beautiful sex and ‘Man vs. Food.’ The two are more closely related than you’d think. That Adam Richman – whew! Ha cha cha cha!
Meet Luiza – a 25-year-old Brazilian SuicideGirl who’s into wet, delicious, beautiful sex and ‘Man vs. Food.’ The two are more closely related than you’d think. That Adam Richman – whew! Ha cha cha cha!
Meet Felina — a SuicideGirl who’s into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina’s the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.
Meet Eliona — a 21-year-old student who’s into playing with her piercings, Resident Evil, and Silent Hill. Ya know, the stereotypical valley girl.
Meet Manko – a 30-year-old SuicideGirl from the UK who… well, you gotta just read what she has to say for yourself.
Meet Babilina – a 26-year-old Brazilian who’s into tequila, whiskey, vodka, and sex – specifically in a car. She didn’t say anything about it being a rental, so we’re off to Hertz.
Meet Maokiz — a 20-year-old French SuicideGirl who’s into ‘Snatch’, ‘How I Met Your Mother’, ‘Desperate Housewives’ and bacon and eggs. So much for the, “I just want to know what to make you in the morning” line.
Meet KattyFox – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl from Colombia who loves Coke (the drinkable kind) and listening to M83, even though it makes her sad. She also enjoys watching A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Hmm, we smell a new reality show… Four-way of Love?
Meet Essence – a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Indiana who’s into ballet, singing, acting, animals, and the great outdoors (not the movie, but the real deal). She loves being a total goof and can’t live without Pepsi. We smell an endorsement deal.
Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys.
Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.
Meet Stigmata, a SuicideGirl who loves old movies and guys that beg.
Meet Manko, a SuicideGirl who has the craziest sexual position fantasy you’ll ever hear.