The Man I Will NEVER Google Broke His Back

In June of 1993, America was told a twisted horror story that made men young and old cringe. An angry girlfriend..a sleeping guy..a pair of scissors (I assume) and the hunt for a severed penis.

To me, having your penis cut off is enough tragedy to endure in one life time, but John Wayne Bobbitt is now laid up with a broken back after being involved in a car wreck this week. Doctors say that he should make a full recovery.

For the record, the picture above has nothing to do with John Wayne Bobbit. I simply refuse to do a google image search on him. My reasons should be obvious.