Vegan Inadvertently Writes The Most METAL Song of All Time!
This picture was posted on photo hosting website Imgur while I was browsing this evening. The image is basically a screen shot of a conversation that was held on the social media website Tumblr.
Here's a quick transcription of the text in the image.
There is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty. There is nothing delicious about bloodmouth carnist food. How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard?
I'm sorry, but you just inadvertently wrote the most METAL description of eating a chicken sandwich in the history of mankind.
MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD
NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST
I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE
ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE KENTUCKY FRIED
Imgur allows people to leave comments on their favorite photos and "upvote" or "downvote" their favorite photos. People can also "upvote" and "downvote" comments allowing the most popular ones to rise to the top. Which is what brings us to the awesomeness of this whole thing.
The top comment on the photo reads:
This needs to be a song. Write it, sing ti, put it in my ears. Right now.
And thanks to the awesome talents of user daneatsfood we were all blessed with the following song:
This is the first metal song we can recall ever hearing that was about food. Can you think of anymore? Share them with us in the comments.