It's time once again for our monthly roundup of lonely singles (and married people) looking for love online. Here's the top 5 'Missed Connections' of month from the Billings Craigslist page.

1. Dude is in love with ex-girlfriend's mom

This is pretty much a long, long, long shot!!! I dated your daughter for 3 years back in high school. I would come to your house and hang out with you two. You were single at the time. I am sure you are married by now! I flirted with you and you flirted back! I totally look back on it and wish I would have made a bigger move on you! I am not sure what you would have done. I hope you see this if you are single. I know you are in a professional work atmosphere and can be very discrete if need be! I loved it when you came home after work looking damn sexy!!! My name starts with a B!

2. Dude is in lust with his mom's friend

Ok, so you probably don't even read these or not sure if you even live here anymore. 
You would come over and have drinks and stay the night when you had to much. One night I woke up for a drink of water and you were laying on the couch moaning! I was so caught off guard, you made me jump. I knew what you were doing and you knew I knew. :) I walked back in and you told me to come over there. You asked me if I liked what I heard and, of course, I said yes! You told me if I wanted to lay with you I could, so I did! My heart was pounding. You and I had an amazing night! You would come over before they got off of work after that and we had so much fun together! I just want you to know I still think about you and would love to relive those days!!!!

3. Married guy wants to raise the roof

I am doing some roofing in the heights and couldn't help but notice u. U walked by twice and those shorts u had on, damn, and ur sexy legs. I know i was staring and hope u didnt mind. I'm married, but if u can keep a secret, so can i ;)

4. Another married guy pines for his wife's friend

My wife and you are friends, but i think i may have a crush on u. If i wasn't married, I would love to take u out and treat u right. I think u deserve it. The fun i wish we could have together,  the things i wanna do to u. I have done some work for u recently.

5. (Tie) Dude in a big truck wants to flag down the road construction hottie

The girl working construction as a flagger, I just want to say wow you are gorgeous. Doubt you will ever see this, but hey I can only hope. I was pretty obvious and stand out with the size and color of my work truck.

5. (Tie) Redhead cleaning the gun case at Shipton's

Looking for the redhead that works at Shipton's Big R West. You were cleaning the glass on the gun display cases when I saw you beautiful smile and body. I would love to chat and get to know you. I doubt you will see this, but it's worth a try. I didn't have the courage to talk to you that day but can't stop thinking about how sweet you were. If u see this, lets chat and see where it goes.

5. (Tie) Victim of dog attack wants to be compensated

To the man with the camo Subaru Outback at Riverfront Park. As soon as I got to the river, your dog ran up, jumped on my leg and scratched it. I believe having a date or two should make up for the maming of my leg!

Join us again next month for another thrilling episode of the Top 5 'Missed Connections' of the month from the Billings Craigslist Page.

 

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