Hawk Rocker Kidnaps Local DJ, Forces him to Drink Jager Shots

Last night after work, I strolled over to Tiny's Tavern to help my friend and colleague Sam Talkington break down our live remote broadcast.  Sadly, I became the victim of a cruel, sadistic attack perpetrated by a Hawk Rocker named Jeff.

There I was, just minding my own business.  When, from out of nowhere, Jeff held me hostage and forced me to drink several shots of Jagermeister against my will.  The brutal and savage assault resulted in severe headaches and nausea this morning.

Jeff is a caucasian male, approximately 5'11" tall, in his mid 50's, with a brown hair and a gray goatee.  He was last seen in the vicinity of Tiny's Tavern, wearing a white t-shirt and a baseball cap.  Should you encounter this man, please approach him with caution.