Meet Kemper, a SuicideGirl who spends most of her free time searching for the “mythical clitoris”. Can we join the search party?

Name: Kemper Suicide

Age: 24

Location: California

Stats: 5’2″/ 35-23-36/ 100 lbs/ red hair/ green eyes

Body mods: Tattoos and implants.

Heroes: Wonder Woman

My kink factor: I’ll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

Pot: Nope

My status: Single

Into: Sharks, puppies, central air

Not into: Indoor pools and Jar Jar Binks

Makes me happy: My dogs, breakfast, happy hour and sleep.

Makes me sad: Strays

5 things I can’t live without: vibrator, my dogs, car, sleep and Chapstick

Vices: Procrastinating, masturbating, procrasturbating and I’m a total creeper.

I spend most of my free time: Searching for the mythical clitoris.

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