A man called England’s 999 emergency service number to report an unidentified light floating in the sky. Then, two minutes later, he had the courtesy to call back and admit what he thought could’ve been space aliens was actually just the moon.

Too bad the moon didn’t proceed to hit him in the eye like a big pizza pie. Listen to audio of the bizarre call in the video reenactment below.

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