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Certainly I'm no "fasionista" or even care much what people wear. I'm a disc jockey, I can go to work dressed like Mrs. Roper from Three's Company if I want to. But I'm a little concerned about this winter's trend in bringing back the puffy jacket.

When people got hysterical in really old movies, one of the best “yo, dude, chill” remedies was to smack them across the face. The modern equivalent? Apparently, it’s using a taser.

Dannial Ashley isn’t your typical thief. When the 31-year old was caught walking out of an East Naples, Florida supermarket with four steaks stuffed down his pants he also had two candles hidden on his person, suggesting he was trying to put together a romantic dinner on the cheap. Ashl ...

This is the reason why the iPhone now comes with HD recording capabilities. A clearly intoxicated, and thankfully for him, unidentified New York City man gave some late night party-goers a striptease they’ll never forget.

In Auckland, New Zealand, a helicopter became entangled in wires and crashed while installing a Christmas tree on the local waterfront. That’s a sure-fire way to dampen your holiday spirit.

This fella tries to show off by jumping on a table in front of a crowd and ends up learning right away why it’s an awful idea.

There is buzzed. There is drunk. There is blackout drunk. Now there is “so drunk a prostitute turns into a donkey” drunk.

You can pick your friends. You can pick your wife. You can’t pick the people you spend the most time with every day — your coworkers. You’re stuck with the good ones, the annoying ones and the ones that occasionally try to take your face off.

Well, this is humiliating. Thieves using bolt cutters were able to force their way into a supposedly secure building earlier Thursday morning and steal 21 MP-5 submachine guns and 12 large caliber handgun from the Los Angeles police department’s prestigious SWAT unit.

In Illinois last week, a truck carrying frozen baked goods and bratwurst was involved in an accident, causing its cargo to spill all over I-74. The results were delicious.

After scoring a touchdown against the Carolina Panthers Sunday, Chicago Bears running back Marion Barber tried to perform a celebratory backflip. Bad idea, as he was only able to complete three quarters of the acrobatic move, and fell flat on his face.

A man’s attempt to cross an elaborate — but benign-looking — fountain ends in surprising failure. Watch a human bested by fanciful spouting water below.