Chris Illuminati

Mindi Smith is a fitness model and TV host from the Big Apple.

Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs and needs a good cuddle.

Who is Dave Hill? Good question. Such a good question that it’s the first question answered in his bio on his own website.

NBC gets its multicolored peacock feathers kicked in the ratings week after week. Even its morning juggernaut ‘The Today Show’ has lost some shine off Matt Lauer’s forever-balding dome. (Seriously, the dude has been losing hair since the late 90’s. It’s time to go Kevorkian on those last few follicles.) The once mighty broadcasting bird is banking big money on the summer games.

Before we begin, some rules and guidelines about the traits the mother in this joke shall not possess, only because of the overabundance of typical mom putdowns using these tired points of vilification toward the female parental unit.

Jamie Michelle (aka ‘Miiss Jamie Michelle’) is a 28-year-old model from Los Angeles, California.

Jeanette Reid is a professional model from Los Angeles, California. She has appeared in Playboy Magazine Special Editions 2011, the 2012 Rockstar Calendar, a Manny Pacquiao commercial shoot San Manuel Casino and on the official Manny Pacquiao website.

Kali Ann Mass is a Playboy Cyber Girl and Special Edition Model from Orlando, Florida.

Alice Goodwin was discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing on the beach.

Alyssa Marie, the Playboy Cyber Girl for March , is the same girl in front of the camera that she is when the camera is off.

Cienna Broughton is a professional model from the United Kingdom.

Chloe Miranda, a first time model for Playboy resides in Orange County, California.