The U.S. State Department in D.C. has revealed that it is unsure of the location of tons of enriched uranium shipped out of Iran to Russia.

Now the Russians said don't worry, it will be in a secured place.

Well, hell, that's fine then. After all, Iran is spending part of that $150 billion we gave them on a new library and planetarium and not new ballistic missile technology.

Besides, Tehran Jon Tester assured us that this country that harbors terrorists and sells military equipment to them can be trusted.

So, when New York city is at 1,500 degrees, we might hear from him, "Sorry I was wrong..."