Yoga Pants Soon To Be Illegal In Montana?

That's the story floating around the net. In reality, Republican David Moore seeks to ban "any device, costume, or covering that gives the appearance of, or stimulates, the genitals, pubic hair, anus region, or pubic hair region." He is also an enemy of nipples and will do everything in his power to prevent both men and women from exposing their nipples.

So how did yoga pants get involved? When asked about them specifically, Moore replied, "Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway." Ouch. On another note, I wonder if this is the only bill that contains the phrase "anus region".