Friends Don’t Let Friends Eat Turkey and Drive

Thanksgiving is tomorrow and we'll be gorging ourselves on turkey, stuffing and taters.  After you devour that 3rd plate and hunker down on the couch in a food coma, just remember this important safety tip.  Don't eat turkey and drive.

For starters, it's easy to get distracted as you attempt to operate a motor vehicle while chowing down on a turkey leg.  You also might feel lethargic after consuming a 7,000 calorie meal.  While there's nothing wrong with a typtophan nap, falling asleep behind the wheel is a recipe for disaster.  And keep in mind that large quantities of turkey can result in a food baby growing inside your stomach, which may hinder you from putting on a seat belt.

We encourage you to Honeysuckle your Butterball, but be careful on the roads.  Chances are, you may encounter someone who's had too much Wild Turkey.  And wherever you're headed, thanks for taking the Hawk with you.  This bird will be cooking up drumsticks all day long.