Guy Who Stole Miller High Life Truck is a Modern Day Robin Hood

Did you hear about the guy who stole a Miller High Life truck in Orlando, Florida, on Monday?  He drove off with 44,000 bottles of the High Life (The Champagne of Beers).

Normally, I don't root for criminals, especially thieves.  But this guy is different.  I hope he's able to elude the police.  I can only imagine he is some kind of modern Robin Hood, stealing the High Life from the rich and giving it to the poor.  In this case, there is a fine line between thief and hero.

Interesting enough, our own Sam Talkington was conspicuously absent from work on Monday and Tuesday.  He claims that he was in Las Vegas, which would provide him with a solid alibi.  However, if I were investigating this incident, I would definitely want to question Sammy, a man who is no stranger to the High Life.