How Can You Tell the Difference Between a REAL Cougar an a Fake?
Lovelies, I realized that perhaps it is time for a small tutorial on what exactly makes up a Cougar. While so many women CLAIM to be true Cougars, being a Cougar is a true art form that not just anyone can master.
You Won’t Find Her Cutting a Rug
She is less likely to be on the dance floor, preferring instead a spot at the bar or a table where she has a clear view of everything going on. She will have some sort of electronic device with her; cell phone, Ipad, etc, but will only check it occasionally. She uses her gadgets for brief communication only, preferring “old fashioned” face-to-face dialogue. She will have a drink in front of her. She prefers good wine or scotch, but can sling back a beer with the best of them. Remember, this lady has been around experiencing life for a while.
Don’t Bother Looking For a Ring
A cougar is NOT married. A Cougar can be divorced but they are never married as they prefer independence to being smothered in a relationship. It’s possible that before becoming a Cougar she was once married but now likes to do things her way. Cougars do not do well in captivity.
Flattery WILL Get You Places
She accepts compliments with poise and grace. She is more likely to accept it than to shy away from it; she’s attuned enough to know that the compliment matters, unlike insecure younger women. She understands the value of a compliment and gives them freely and genuinely.
Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby!
This one is my favorite. She likes sex. A lot. Frequently. Morning sex. Nighttime sex. Afternoon delight sex. She knows her body and is not afraid to give you direction. She also knows how to touch her partner. She has a sense of humor in the bedroom as well as a sense of adventure. She is not afraid to respond favorably when you get it right. She will always return a favor, if you know what I mean. (And if you don’t, I’m not sure you should be reading this.)
A true Cougar will never “have a headache” as we understand the naturally healing power of the orgasm. We like them. A lot. A true Cougar will almost never run out of steam, instead getting progressively more fervent as time goes by. This is why the Cougar prefers the younger men.