As you may know, the Hawk studios are on the top floor of the Crowne Plaza Hotel in downtown Billings.  Which means, we meet more than our fair share of drunk people in the elevator...but enough about our DJ's.

Somebody must have had a fun weekend, because one of the elevators has reeked of vomit all week long.  To their credit, the hotel staff tried to cover up the rancid odor with air freshener.  It didn't work.  If you've ever sprayed Febreze in the bathroom after dropping a steamer, you know it only makes matters worse.  And it was bad.  I almost ralphed just catchin' a whiff.

After a few days, the putrid odor would not go away.  The hotel had no other choice.  They were forced to take the elevator out of service and replace the carpeting this morning.  Finally, things are back to normal and we can all breathe a sigh of relief.

Let this be a lesson to you. If you attend a wedding or event at the Crowne Plaza, enjoy yourself.  Have a few drinks, make some poor decisions, go back to a room and commit adultery with an out of town convention guest. But please, don't get so hammered that you boot in one of our elevators.  The stank will linger.  Thanks.

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