No Shave November Should Be For Men Only

This month, millions of Americans will show their support for cancer patients by letting all of their body hair grow out during November.  Sadly, the Movember movement has evolved from a group of men growing mustaches to promote men's health issues.  Scores of women will also be observing No Shave November, refusing to shave their armpits or legs for the entire month.

According to their website www.no-shave.org, "the goal of No-Shave November is to grow awareness by embracing our hair, which many cancer patients lose, and letting it grow wild and free.  Donate the money you usually spend on shaving and grooming for a month to educate about cancer prevention, save lives, and aid those fighting the battle."

Ladies, we get it.  You want to help.  We feel the same way about wearing pink shirts and ties in October.  But your armpit hair is disgusting.  If you're going to grow it out, cover your hairy pits with a long sleeve shirt.  Same goes for your nasty Sasquatch legs. Have some personal pride and put on some pants.