Play the Rainbow Bar “Regurg-i-guess” Game
Saturday night, I made a quick stop to the Rainbow Bar in Downtown Billings to get a pack of cigarettes. As many of you know, the Rainbow doesn’t mess around when it comes to mixed drinks. They’ve got the cheapest, stiffest drinks I’ve ever seen at any bar in the country.
The Rainbow is the place you go when you’re looking to get FUBAR for under 10 bucks. Because of this, some of their clientele lacks the social skills you’d expect to see in the more sophisticated watering holes of downtown Billings.
Which is why I wasn’t surprised to see a guy puking his guts in the bathroom. It was one of those situations where I almost threw up after watching him sell a few Buicks off the lot. Luckily, I was able to keep my dinner down and finish my business. Afterwards, as I was washing my hands, I asked the guy what he ate for dinner.
Which brings me to a contest we call “Rainbow Regurg-i-guess” : I’ve got a pair of Free MontanaFair Supercross tickets up for grabs. The first person to correctly identify what this guy ate for dinner is gonna win ’em. Send you Rainbow Regurg-i-guesses to firstname.lastname@example.org and make sure to put “Rainbow Regurg-i-guess” in the subject line.