Apple Pie

This time of year, when it gets wintery and everyone insists on spreading holiday cheer, I sometimes like to mix things up with a holiday cocktail or two. Here are some of my favorites.

We've all ran across that unruly child in the aisles of the local grocery store. The ones that make you wonder to yourself, "Where are the parents?". Then when you see the inattentive mother checking their Facebook on a smartphone, completely oblivious that they have utterly failed as a parent, you wish there was something you could do to shut the little brat up...