Things A Metalhead Would Never Say

Today, while I was pretending to look busy at work, I stumbled across a cool facebook page for headbangers called Metal Music Addicts.  They had an awesome thread titled "things you will never hear a metalhead say".

Here's some of the best comments:

Combining rap with metal was a great idea.
I don't like beer.
I respect your opinion, I guess we just have different musical tastes.
I'm not going into that moshpit because I don't have insurance.
Have you heard the new Nickelback song?
Turn that down, it's too loud.
I think I'll pass on those Iron Maiden tickets.
Slayer sucks.
Load is my favorite Metallica album.
This song could really use some more auto tune.

If you've got a phrase that a metalhead would never say, send 'em my way.