You Never Know What You’re Gonna Find at the Dollar Tree

Yesterday, I dropped by the Dollar Tree on Grand Avenue to pick up some toilet paper.  While I was stocking up on 30 other items I don't need, I happened upon their "At Home Marijuana Drug Test".  Curiously enough, they're located right next to the pregnancy tests.

Of course, I had to buy it.  And test myself.  The results were negative.  Guess you get what you pay for.