A New Teacher Shows Up For Her First Day of School Drunk and Without Pants

I really feel for any kids who have to go back to school ALREADY.  But at least the kids at one school have this once-in-a-lifetime, legendary moment to carry them through classes in early August.

49-year-old Lorie Ann Hill was a new teacher at Wagoner High School in Wagoner, Oklahoma.  The classes start today, and the teachers had to report Monday.

Lorie showed up at 9:00 A.M. on her first day at the new school HAMMERED on vodka . . . and not wearing PANTS.

Someone called the cops . . . and by the time they got there she'd put pants on but was still clearly drunk.  She managed to dodge a DUI charge because no one saw her drive to the school drunk, but she was arrested for public intoxication.

There's no word on whether the school fired her, but we're ASSUMING she isn't there teaching right now.

(FOX 23 - Tulsa)