Fact: We live in a world where millions go hungry every day.
Fact: Some people don't have to wipe their own butts because they have a luxury toilet seat that pressure washes their ass for them.

I suppose it's not big news that life is unfair and that some of the rich folk can get luxuries that many of us on the lower end of the scale didn't even know existed. Well, here is a chance to bring some frivolity into your life: The Lotus Luxury Smart Bidet Seat.

This thing is selling on Amazon for around $729 right now and features the following:

  • PureStream function: concentrated water stream helps to relieve constipation.
  • Warm water wash: adjustable strength with massage mode.
  • Lady's wash: special nozzles providing gentle and thorough cleansing.
  • Heated seat / Soft closing: adjustable temperature provides maximum comfort and seat cover comes down gently without noise.
  • Self Cleaning Nozzle:nozzle made of anti-germ material with automatic jet cleansing before and after each use.

Wow! A stream of water so powerful it helps relieve constipation AND a Lady's wash mode to clean their front butt? That's some good use of technology.

Hurry and enter to win this thing before it's gone!