The Easy Way to Carve Your Pumpkin
Oh, what I wouldn't give to be crafty. And I know it's never going to happen for me. Some people just seem to be born with that extra... crafting jean. It's not just a lady thing either, my neighbor is twice a crafty as me. He's a man, it's really unfair.
Meet Thelma, that's her pictured above. I told you yesterday that my neighbor had all of these cool carved pumpkins on their porch and I was feeling a little lazy for not doing one. I tried last night and created Thelma. She's a retired lady of the night and just looks pretty haggard. Save yourself the embarrassment if your not crafty like I am. This will show you how to carve a pumpkin with a gun. I think a pumpkin carved that way sends a little message, so why not.