Oh, what I wouldn't give to be crafty.  And I know it's never going to happen for me. Some people just seem to be born with that extra... crafting jean.  It's not just a lady thing either, my neighbor is twice a crafty as me.  He's a man, it's really unfair.

Meet Thelma, that's her pictured above.  I told you yesterday that my neighbor had all of these cool carved pumpkins on their porch and I was feeling a little lazy for not doing one.  I tried last night and created Thelma.  She's a retired lady of the night and just looks pretty haggard.  Save yourself the embarrassment if your not crafty like I am.  This will show you how to carve a pumpkin with a gun.  I think a pumpkin carved that way sends a little message, so why not.