Neil Peart.  John Bonham.  Keith Moon.  Have you ever heard these legendary drummers pounding the skins on the Hawk and thought to yourself, "If only I had a drum kit in my pants"?  Now, thanks to modern technology, our dreams of keeping the beat in our pants have finally been realized.

Introducing: Drum Pants.  The world's first "industrial quality, wearable musical instrument".  According to this instructional video, each pair of Drum Pants is equipped with over 100 programmed percussion sound effects, capable of delivering studio quality beats.  Drum Pants also come with keyboard sounds you can easily attach to your chest, or as their Facebook page suggests, "Keyboards on your nipples, drums on your butt".

Wanna see Drum Pants in action?  Check out this video demo.