Meet Machete, a 24-year-old New York SuicideGirl says she enjoys dancing around in her car, but hates Kraft cheese singles.



Name: Machete

Age: 24

Location: New York

Into: Shows, music, dancing around in the car, drinking beer, cooking, elephants (for their big trunks), art, carne asada tacos, crafting

Not into: SIDEKICKS!, Kraft cheese singles, the Beatles, pork, bouncers that take away your fake ID, really expensive clothes, The Fully Down,  cupcakes, dudes from “strong” island

Makes me happy: San Francisco — I want move back so badly. The West Coast is my true love

Makes me sad: When I run out of beer and cigarettes

Hobbies: Cooking, drawing, crafting and sex

Five things I can’t live without: Oreos, Earl Grey tea, smokes, conditioner and seabass

Vices: smoking, drinking and tattoos

I spend most of my free time: Being a big dork and telling really bad jokes

Favorite bands:

  1. Comeback Kid
  2. Shai Hulud
  3. Cancer Bats
  4. Lucero
  5. This is Hell
  6. Johnny Cash
  7. Against Me!
  8. Defeater
  9. Hot Water Music
  10. Thrice

Favorite films:

  1. ‘Dumb and Dumber’
  2. ‘Black Sheep’
  3. ‘Tommy Boy’
  4. ‘Grandma’s Boy’
  5. ‘Marie Antoinette’
  6. ‘Blow’
  7. ‘Charlotte’s Web’
  8. ‘The Break-Up’
  9. ‘The Goonies’
  10. ‘The Corpse Bride’

Favorite books:

  1. Charlotte’s Web
  2. The Hidden Diary of Marie Antoinette
  3. The Other Boleyn Girl
  4. The count of Monte Cristo
  5. Tales From the 1001 Nights
  6. Carma Sutra
  7. Alice in Wonderland
  8. A Passage to India
  9. The Complete Book of Japanese Cooking
  10. Entertain

Favorite TV shows:

  1. ‘The First 48′
  2. The Cooking Channel
  3. ‘Dexter’
  4. ‘Criminal Minds’
  5. ‘Law & Order: SVU’

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