If you're in to high tech wearable devices, you might want to check out the D Free. With a simple press to your belly, this amazing piece of technology will tell you when your likely going to be heading to the restroom. It will even tell you what kind of dump it will be. If it's going to be a troublesome movement, you'll be warned. Sync it up with your i-phone and you'll even get a 10 minute pre-poop warning.

Meanwhile.. cancer is still uncured.